This is NOT the new Dr. Seuss book you’ve been hearing about…
There was considerable hubbub last year about the discovery of a “lost” Dr. Seuss book — What Pet Should I Get? – and, while I’m all for more of Theodor Geisel’s linguistic mayhem being unleased onto the world, lately, I’ve been dealing with a very different sort of Dr. Seuss discovery. Because, while a new Seuss kid’ book is undeniably exciting, not too long ago, I discovered that Dr. Seuss occasionally worked “blue” – that’s right. Dr. Seuss used to pen risqué cartoons for our grandparents’ generation. And if that either a). grosses you out or b). blows your mind… join the club.
My unexpected discovery came after a friend of mine showed me some books he found in his grandparents’ basement (they’d recently passed away). He wasn’t sure if they were valuable or not and wanted to get my opinion. Our focus immediately turned to one of the titles — The Bedroom Companion or A Cold Night’s Entertainment (1935, Farrar & Rinehart), a book with the over-the-top subtitle “Being a Cure for Man’s Neuroses, A Sop to His Frustrations, A Nightcap of Forbidden Ballads, Discerning Pictures, Scurrilous Essays in Fine, A Steaming Bracer for The Forgotten Male.”
I will admit – our first reaction to the book was “Oh my god, did we just find your grandfather’s ‘secret’ stash?” However, upon flipping through the pages, The Bedroom Companion turned out to be a much more interesting (and less salacious) book than we’d originally thought. It was a “War Edition” of the book (produced “in accordance with paper conversation orders of the War Production Board”), and it’s a collection of bawdy essays, cartoons, and songs for men. (There are even instructions at the beginning, loudly declaring “Women Must Not Read This Book!”) It’s basically Maxim for the Greatest Generation.
The material inside is a weird mix. Some of it is surprisingly literate (almost academic to a fault), and some of it is surprisingly gross and sexist. (There are songs inside that no man, particularly not anyone’s grandparent, should ever, ever sing.) But the thing that REALLY caught our attention in the table of contents was the name DR. SEUSS. Apparently, Geisel contributed two cartoons to the collection and, while his cartoons are probably the least racy cartoons in the whole book, they’re also WAY more adult than anything I’d ever seen from the author of The Cat in the Hat.
Here’s the first (and probably most suggestive) cartoon:
This is MUCH more racy than what I saw on Mulberry Street… (click to enlarge)
It’s… well… jeez… how do you talk about this cartoon without making a million bad Hop on Pop puns? For my part, beyond the vicarious thrill of watching one of my childhood idols tell a slightly dirty joke, I have to say that what really delights me is that, while this scene plays out, two unmistakably Seussian birds – that could’ve come right out of Horton Hears a Who — are sitting on that palm tree, watching the incident play out.
The second cartoon is less raunchy, but, if I’m 100% honest, I don’t know that I really get it:
I suspect this is a much dirtier cartoon than I think it is… (click to enlarge)
So, is the bird saying that… can’t believe I’m typing this… after you hook up with a cuckoo-clock bird, it’s hard to sneak out the next morning? That she’s too clingy? Or am I missing the joke? I’m not critiquing the pun, but I just want to make sure that I’m cringing at the right thing.
In the end, does this really shatter my world-view of Dr. Seuss? NO. Sure, it was a shock to find his name in this old, out-of-print manly book for men, but it doesn’t change my opinion about the man at all. He was still a genius author and educator, a man who’s probably done more for making young children appreciate the beauty and complexity of the written word than anyone else in modern history. Dr. Seuss is an icon and rightly so. And these two little weird cartoons… for me, they just humanize him a bit more for me. They remind me that he’s not someone who only exists on a book cover. He was a flesh-and-blood real person and, watching him utilize his unique cartooning style just to make some off-color jokes, possibly to just give some soldiers a chuckle, it’s incredibly endearing.
I am scandalized in the exact same way that I am scandalized whenever I hear an elderly person swear. It wasn’t what I was expecting, but, man, it makes me laugh every time.
So, yes, it’s FANTASTIC that a new Dr. Seuss book was found and can be shared with kids for generations to come, but, personally, I’m more excited about my discovery of these two little pages in The Bedroom Companion and for this glimpse into the more “adult” side of a childhood icon.
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I haven’t found much else about “The Bedroom Companion” online, aside from this earlier blog post that fills in some of its history.
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They gave our fighting boys come odd books back in the day…
So, this is crazy sexist, but in such a weirdly academic way that I can’t tell if it makes it better or worse…
You’re only making the ladies want to read you more, Bedroom Companion…
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Interesting article! Knowing this about Dr. Seuss gives him an added dimension that, to me, is charming! Thanks for sharing the mysteries from the basement. I have some purging to do!
To quote my children “Mind… Blown…”